What’s In A Name?

Okay, yeah, I’ll bite on this one.

  • Real name: Steve Huston
  • Witness protection name: (mother and fathers middle names) Elaine William
  • NASCAR name: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad) Alfred Albert (hah!)
  • Star Wars name: (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Husst
  • Detective name: (favorite color, favorite animal) Red Raccoon
  • Soap opera name: (middle name, town where you were born) Robert Willingboro
  • Superhero name: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink, add “The” to the beginning) The Blue Whiskey
  • Fly name: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name) Ston
  • Street name: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Vanilla Chocolate Chip
  • Porno name: (1st pet’s name, street you grew up on) Farkas Cinnaminson
  • Gangsta name: (first 3 letters of last name plus izzle) Husizzle
  • Drunk name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name) Tsroveton

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